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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Amazon Natural (AZNT)

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To: Mark_H who wrote (25179)9/15/2000 2:36:15 AM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Read Replies (1) of 26163
 
Re: Status

Did I miss the squeeze?

Not unless you mean if a certain boxer's anatomy got squeezed. If so, then I'd have to say, yes, by an octave or two.

Has any more stock been "stold"?

It appears everyone has given up on AZNT stock. The new plan is to demand your AZNT certs and exchange them in a new company headed by Loricchio that allegedly will be brought public. How exactly you do this changes by the day (see next post).

Did the Federal Marshals ever raid the DTC?

No, but I hear they raided the fridge during halftime of the Jets-Pats game last Monday.

Where's the GRAS?

It was later revealed that GRAS stood for Generally Recognized as Stupid, and, yes, such status was granted to several vocal longs.

Did that shipment of ToN ever get to Sweet Factory?

Almost, but there was a massive recall when the labels started peeling off the bottles. AZNT is now threatening to sue Firestone.

Is the pediatric endocrinologist still testing ToN on diabetic children and is he still prescribing Viagra to boxers?

Last I hear he got the two confused, resulting in kids who now have no problem standing at attention, and boxers who bounce off rubber walls.

Hope this helps!

- Jeff
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