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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

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To: Gordon A. Langston who wrote (37835)9/19/2000 12:32:15 AM
From: 2MAR$  Read Replies (1) of 769667
 
from Voter.com? Always trust a "dot.com"...

OT: Some Lawer Jokes:

When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule ,
what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?".
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns.
Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.

Legal business card:
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
Attorneys at Law

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
...Benjamin Franklin.

;-))
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