The phone rings... Saturday morning 9:33am
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Sondo: Hello?
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BHS: Hey, Sondo, it's Blue Horse Shoe.
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Sondo: What's up?
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BHS: Whad'ya wanna do today?
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Sondo: I dunno. Whad'you wanna do?
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BHS: We could go roller skating.
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Sondo: Keep trying.
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BHS: We could sneak out my dad's dirty magazines.
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Sondo: Keep trying.
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BHS: We could go to the Mall.
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Sondo: Keep trying.
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BHS: but BLUE HORSE SHOE LOVES THE MALL!!!
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Sondo: (wincing and holding the phone from his ear) D@mn, blue, do you have to yell everytime you love something?
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BHS: Sorry
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Sondo: Why don't we go hype DDIM stock?
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BHS: But we did that yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that.....
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Sondo: Come on!! It'll be fun. We can make fun of that guy named 'Wad'.
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BHS: (giggling hysterically) you said 'Wad'.
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Sondo: If you don't go, you're a loser.
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BHS: No, you're a loser.
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Sondo: Am not!! You're a loser twice.
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BHS: You're a loser time infinity!!!
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Sondo: Fine, if you don't want to hype DDIM, then you can go play Nintendo or whack off or something.
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BHS: but BLUE HORSE SHOE LOVES NINTENDO!!!
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Sondo: (wincing again) I gotta go, my mom's calling me to breakfast. See ya in school Monday.
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BHS: but BLUE HORSE SHOE LOVES BREAKFAST!!!
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Sondo: click.
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(any similarities between this story and persons real or aliased is entirely coincidental)
~Mitch~ |
