More Deep Thoughts . . . .
* Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
* How do I set my laser printer on stun?
* How is it possible to have a civil war?
* If all the world is a stage, where IS the audience sitting?
* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
* If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
* If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
* If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
* Why is it called tourist 'season' if we can't shoot at them?
* Atheism ... It's a nonprophet organization.
* Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
* So, if all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are
they all still working?
* If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes? Are they just the slow learners?
* If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't
everyone just move 10 miles away?
* One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. |
