Ted, I have an idea for football. I got it from watching the Olympics for half an hour.
Pass this on to the Powers That Be, will you?
I've arranged it in sequence.
1. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
2. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
3. Welcome by Bob Costas
4. Commercial
5. Commercial
6. Commercial
7. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
8. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
9. Story about the quarterback's wife's brother's dentist's bout with psoriasis by Geraldo Rivera
10. Commercial
11. Commercial
12. Commercial
13. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
14. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
15. Preview of the kickoff with Bob Costas
16. Story about how footballs are made (Maria Bartaromo)
17. Retrospective of last 200 years of football (Bob Knight)
18. Commercial
19. Commercial
20. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
21. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
22. Close up shot of the kicker placing the ball on the tee
23. Story of how the kicker has been placing the ball on the tee since he was 3 years old
24. Story about Joe Namath's career (Snoop Doggie Dog)
25. Commercial
26. Commercial
20. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
21. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
22. Replay of the last 3 kickoffs in slow motion
23. Interview with the kicker about how he overcame his fear of kicking
24. Kickoff (just the beginning, not the catch)
25. Description of kickoff by Bob Costas
26. Live shot from the field of the kickoff ball being caught
27. Story about the receiver missing his last catch
28. Story about one of the linemen getting sick on the bus
29. Update on food poisoning threat (Jerry Springer)
30. Commercial
31. Commercial
31. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
32. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
33. Welcome back to the kickoff with Bob Costas
34. Replay of the kickoff reception with technical explanation of the runback by Joe Namath
35. Story about Joe Namath's career
36. Story about Joe Namath's panty hose commercial
37. Panty hose commercial
38. Replay of the tackle ending the kickoff
39. Preview of show that follows the football game
40. Commercial
41. Commercial
42. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
43. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
44. Welcome back to the Kickoff Tackle with Bob Costas
45. Interview with Joe Namath's parents (Ron Insana)
46. Explanation of how the kickoff starts the game (Sting)
47. Close-up shot of the kicker's parents watching the game
38. Preview of possible Third Down Options (Joe Theismann)
49. Commercial
50. Commercial
51. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
52. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
53. Welcome back to the End of the Kickoff with Bob Costas
54. Story about First Down
55. First Down Play
56. Slow motion replay of First Down
57. Commercial
58. Commercial
59. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
60. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
61. Welcome back to the End of the First First Down Play with Bob Costas
62. Slow motion replay of First First Down with explanation of Significant Events by Joe Namath
63. Preview of Second Down with Bob Costas
64. Story about Bob Costas as a young boy (Mark Haines)
65. Story about Mark Haines as a young boy (Mick Jagger)
66. Retrospective of the stadium suggesting it might be unsafe to attend the game (Martha Stewart)
67. Commercial
68. Commercial
69. Commercial
70. Commercial
71. Commercial
72. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
73. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
74. Welcome back to the game with Bob Costas
75. Interview with the kicker regarding his views of First Down.
76. Slow motion replay of kickoff from a different angle
77. Interview with quarterback's parents
78. Preview of Second Down options with Bob Costas
79. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
80. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
81. Second Down
82. Commercial
83. Commercial
84. Commercial
85. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
86. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
87. Story about Left Defensive Tackle's leg surgery
88. Slow motion replay of Second Down
89. Interview with quarterback about First Down
90. Interview with fan about the kickoff
91. Shot of fan's parents back in Tucson watching the game
92. Commercial
93. Commercial
94. Commercial
95. Excellent 3D spinning logo with the word "football"
96. Dub in music, preferably trumpets
97. Local news highlights
98. Technical explantion of Second Down with John Madden
99. Setup for Third Down with Bob Costas and Geraldo Rivera
100. Commercial |
