CA,
Since the Pentagon is likely the biggest bureaucracy around, I guess you'd petition for its wholesale dismissal, would you not? Think of it, CA: no more useless military bases with overpaid personnel! No more NSA intruding your precious privacy! No more Pentagon bureaucrats fooling around with useless paperwork, red tape, and other boondoggles!
Of course, as far as protecting your neighborhood goes, you'll be on your own.... In case you hear a coupla looters lurking around your estate, don't call the police either --those hapless Johnny-come-lately's have been downsized as well. But don't worry CA, the FBI --or what's left of that other useless bureaucracy-- will be able to air-drop you a few cardboards of ammo in order for you to successfully repel your enemies.... |