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Pastimes : Things That Annoy Me
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To: David Lawrence who wrote (3731)9/26/2000 3:08:04 PM
From: Wigglesworth  Read Replies (2) of 4023
 
Trampoline introduced to the Olympics!!

What in hell will these wimps introduce next? Hopscotch and Hula Hoop??

And to save the disgraced gymnastics circus (floor collapsed during the men's rings final, horse was 5 inches out of kilter in the women's vault final), may I suggest that they add the VERTICAL BAR event for the women???
No, I haven't fully thought out the rules for this event, but it should closely resemble those employed by the exotic dance establishments in the US. In particular, instead of chalk, the vertical bar needs to be lubricated with vaseline.

If Texus wishes to interduce the Hewston Cowboy competition where athletes ride the mechanical cows, lemme know, and I'll put in a few good words for this event.
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