Ok I have an idea for a thread, but I want to run it past the 62,337 people who have this thread bookmarked.
Here is the title:
Do you pee in the shower?
and now a tale of how I came up with this title.
Ready?
Ok, a friend has been renting a room to this 23 year old woman for a few months now.
The room is in the basement. also in the basement are the laundry facilities and a shower stall.
There is no toilet or sink.
the woman can go anywhere in the house. the Kitchen, the bathroom upstairs..Etc.
So.
One day near the end of July, my friend and I thought it would be great if we watched all six "planet of the apes" movies, starting around 10 p.m.
in the morning, we heard the women get up (her alarm went off)...then we heard the shower start.
Later. she shut off the shower.
Then we heard her hairdryer.
then she shut off the hair dryer.
then she came upstairs, put on her shoes, and left for work....
now.
since I was so alert from all the stimulation I had over the course of the planet of the apes series...
well I said "Wow. She didn't go to the bathroom...I always go when I wake up..."
And then my friend said ?"Yeah..me too?"
So I said.."Maybe she went in the Shower"
he said "censored
so...
in the interest of science...
my friend set his alarm to trigger when hers did...
and then he would phone me ...and we would wait...
every morning the same thing...
shower.dry.shoes.leave.....no bathroom.....
Very bizzare....
ok..so...3 days ago we went to a movie....
all of us, even the 23 year old...
ok.. We all got a tub of coke (the soda)((I said soda for you Americans because if I said pop you would all make jokes and then no one would learn anything))
After the movie we went to my friends house...
And the 23 year old said... "I'm beat I'm going to bed"
And then she went down stairs...
So My friend and I immediately made plans...
She drank a tub of Coke (soda) and then went to bed..
No human could fill a bladder and not relieve it right?
but...a fly in the ointment...what if she went in the middle of the night?
so...we went to the toilet and we put masking tape across it. If she used it in the middle of the night and my friend was asleep, in the morning the tape would be broken....
in the morning... I got the usual call.
"is the tape broken?"
"no..still there"
shower...hairdry..shoes...leave...
she didn't come upstairs to pee,,,,
so.
I think we have established that she pees in the shower..
frankly, I think it is ecologically sound myself.
I mean...urine contains ammonia doesn't it?
and, what better way to clean a shower, than with ammonia..
I mean, why should the toilet be the sole recipient of all this free ammonia?
now..
does anyone know of a device or chemical that we can put in the shower that will prove once in for all that she is in fact peeing (is this a word?) in the shower?
I recall some tablets the dentist used to give that would dye any plaque on your teeth red...
maybe there is a powder that would dye any urine red and stain the shower?
does this exist?
also.
I heard that some drug companies use horse urine to make heart medicine..
could we put a filter on the shower to collect this urine to further benefit mankind?
facinating...
so you can see why I want to create this thread. |
