I received this from a friend. Scumbria will probably try to have me kicked off SI for posting it.
Hello to all! I had to forward this one on with no apologies to
the Clinton apologists:
Dear Mr. President:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I
voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that,
and I am sending my "Thank You" for what you have done,
specifically:
Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita Broaddrick. Are there any others that we should know
about?
Thank you for teaching my 8-year-old about oral sex. I
had really planned to wait until they were about 10 or so to
discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did
as a senior in college.
Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the
work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and
all you have to know is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is
great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one
person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have
sex.
Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to
a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of
the movie, "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald
Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson
look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have
plead the 5th Amendment, and 17 witnesses who have fled the
country to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions and 4
imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess," and the 55 criminal
charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other
"Clinton" scandals.
Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting"
much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on
"vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see her.
Tell her I'm working on a "Thank You" letter to her.
Looking forward to January 2001.
Rick Bowen
May God bless Texas
TSRA Life Member
NRA Member |
