A ONE WORD PARTY: HYPOCRISY
By: Hal Trammell
etherzone.com
Let me get this straight. The DemocRATS are against the death penalty, but they are pro-abortion. They are against people sharing their faith and talking about God, except when it comes to Al and Joe. Remember the stink that was raised because George W. Bush stated that his favorite philosopher was Jesus Christ? Talk about double standards! Its actually difficult to define what Al and Joe stand for, since they change their minds at every whistle stop. One day they're this...the next day they're that. And of course, it all depends on who may be their guests, or who may be in the audience.
We have seen and heard Al and Joe rebuke the Hollywood elite and yet turn around and take $4M+ from them and give them a little wink and a nod. You can't have it both ways,
guys. As we say here in this neck of the woods, "you're either fir it, or agin it"...what'll it be fellows? We have heard all these new politically correct descriptions in regards to every group who happens to draw a breath. Maybe it's time we coin a new phrase just for Al and Joe. Let us say now that they are "bi-political"...maybe even "bi-truthful". Used to be that "bi" referred to "two", but now, it's more like "either/and". So, it would be relevant to say that Al and Joe are bi-political, dependant upon which way they have to swing.
Al, in his own way, has the most fascinating way to tell a lie. He even makes the truth unbelievable. Some folks are fabulous at lying, but poor Al, he has us convinced that we will never hear the truth from him. He doesn't stretch the truth, he doesn't bend the truth, he doesn't fudge, he doesn't even come close...he just blatantly lies. You may call it spin if you desire, but a lie is a lie is a lie. I will admit this. A man of 27 years of age, who has to hear a lullaby in order to sleep, well, I'd rather he not have his hand near the button. Know what I mean? One of two things must have happened to dear Al. Either he was dropped on his head as an infant, or he lived a very sheltered life. Maybe he even got into some of that Tennessee Sour Mash at an early age, and began to have these weird visions and such. It's for sure that this man has no competition when it comes to verbal recklessness. He is a cut above the rest. But what trips my trigger is the fact that so many people still suck up to him and his partner.
If you're old enough to remember the TV show, My Favorite Martian", I would almost bet that Joe played the Martian. Think about it. Get a picture of Joe and draw those little antennae on his head, and check out his beady little eyes and tell me if he isn't a clone! A dead ringer! One thing about Joe. He is a man of deep love. He loves God, he loves Hollywood, he loves Al, he loves power, he loves his fellow Jewsish people, he loves Bill Clinton, he loves the unions. I mean, how can you not like the guy...he is so full of love. Look into his eyes...feel the love.
I'm excited to see how all this will play out. I think I already know, but I will not make any public predictions or state any opinions of the outcome of the Presidential race. But I am interested to see, should, (God forbid) Al and Joe become the next dynamic duo, how Al will answer to all the promises that he has made to everyone. Actually, I think he stopped by my apartment one night while I was working late, just to promise me that I could have a faster Internet provider. I mean, it's Al's Internet, and what he says goes. Sad thing though, I didn't have the 10 grand that it would cost for Al to make that come through.
What I truly don't understand is this. How can someone pay $10,000 each, to dine with Al, sit at the table with this guy, maintain an appetite, and not get nauseated? They are all better people than myself. There is not enough Pepto Bismol in the State of North Carolina for me to even consider dining with these two. If I want to be amongst hypocrites, I can just get up and go to work everyday as usual, and bump into them at will. I need not pay a hefty sum of money to them just to lose my appetite. |
