May I suggest, most respectfully, Master, that you are a degenerate that I think was reading Robert Crumb and doin' somethin' illicit, like feeling up the girlies and thinking about sex. You should be sorry that you aren't doing that now as much as you were doing then. Pass the National Lampoon.
But other than that small criticism, O great one, please beg your new friend to let me play too. My power is being weakened by "ignore"-ance.
Maybe you could make him listen to me as my cult leader. You could make X, TP, Greg and Rambi all take turns copying my posts into their posts so I could work some of my powerful "little c" cosmicforce juju on 'im. I'll save the Cosmicforces for Sunday. Do it now or I dismiss you with my "ignore" button. Begone O foul beast of Hell..... and do as I say, or I'll destroy you and your little cult. Bwaaahhh, ha, ha, ha!
Gosh I hate it went that weak little guy gets control of me. |
