Next time he is asked about foreign policy, he should tell this joke:
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi
border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead
body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled
American soldier, still barely alive, in a ditch on the other side
of the road. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head,
and asked him what happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road armed to
the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I
looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an
unprincipled, lying bastard!" He looked me right in the eye and
shouted back, "Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying bastard!" We
were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us." |
