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To: Lucretius who started this subject10/6/2000 10:07:12 PM
From: byhiselo  Read Replies (1) of 436258
 
scatalogial humour, skip if offended

The Shit List:

Ghost Shit: the kind where you feel the shit come out, but there's no shit in the toilet

Clean Shit: the kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper

Wet shit: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain

Second-wave shit: this happens when you're done shitting and you've pulled your pants up and you realize you have to shit some more

Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead-shit: the kind where you strain so much to get the shit out, you practically have a stroke

Lincoln Log shit: the kind that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush

Gassy shit: it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling

"Gee I wish I could shit" shit: the kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet, and fart a few times

Spinal Tap shit: that's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was coming out sideways

Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump): the kind of shit that comes out so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with water

The Surprise shit: you're not even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but ooops!...a shit

The Dangling shit: this shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shitting it. you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose
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