a note on Sapp of TampaBay Bucs (on MondayNight tonight)
I was in a Tampa stripjoint last early June
in walks Warren Sapp, wide, large, very unmistakable, ugly as sin
he was smoking a cigar, cocky as hell
he shoo'ed dancers away, acted rude to them
his buddy Jamie Duncan was huge, handsome, sculpted
maybe 6'5" and 250 lbs, well proportioned
learned since he is linebacker
he was nice to the dancers, loved them all
after a while, they called over two nervous dancers
they inspected the girls like a side of beef, fully revealed
Sapp and Duncan propositioned them both
offered them for the evening "several $100 to party"
the girls declined
I was on speaking terms with one of them
she said they were too scared to accept,
figuring they wanted wild group sex
I cannot see Sapp on tv without thinking of that evening
hard to imagine Sapp being so quick
he looked like a slow fat mofo with dreadlocks
he is anything but, in fact quick as a cat
if Bret Favre respects him, so should I
strange world, Jim |
