Mistah Burns,
I hardly think you can expect to show up on this board shilling for that company and not get a rebuttal. After all, we are hedgies and argue for a living. Besides, some of us almost fell for that FBN scam and refuse to be had twice. Due dilly is our passion, unless we are pressed for time.
You obviously have underestimated us. We are Master's of the Universe-Equity Division. Apex Predators. Top O' the Food chain. We swap trophy wives like baseball cards, wear JP Tod's loafers sans socks and drink '61 Latour on other peoples expense accounts.
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Except of course for Botulism Man, aka "Beltropolis Man" or Beltway Bandit or whatever his name is. He is on the sell side so be careful of the goodies he serves up. They are bound to leave you with indigestion.
But maybe you should of done a little due dilly yourself before showing up here, Mistah Burns. We ain't drinking your Kool-Aid, dude. Besides, there are several hardcore Jackson Browne fans on the board. Well, alright, we used to be fans, back before he started beating up his girlfriends. In any case, we are as passionate now about the capital markets as we were twenty years ago about nuclear power.
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But the time has come to stop screwing around on Wiz's board. He is pouring his guts out all over SI, putting his hardearned reputation on the line while we spend our time mocking Bernie Ebbers' margin call and pining for women with pilates-sculpted buttocks. In two weeks Selective Disclosure goes into effect and we will need Trader Dave's original research more than ever. It is far superior to that crap Sanford Bernstein puts into print. Check your PM inbox beginning October 24th. TIA, TD.
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Before I sign off I would like to recognize the unsung hero of todays tech turnaround, the Gentile. With various high-profile SI guru's busy today celebrating their heritage:
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and many others out celebrating Columbus Day, somebody should recognize the contributions made by the lowly Gentile.
Although in the interest of full disclosure I must admit I am a Presbyterian who acts a bit too Episcopalian while practicing a peculiar form of religion more misunderstood than Falun Dafa:
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Still, I think we owe the hardworking gentiles a big round of applause for holding down the Forts today, buying tech stocks with OPM all morning long while keeping the growling bear at the door, at least until the various braintrusts return tomorrow to unwind our positions. Godbless and Godspeed.
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