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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

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To: kvkkc1 who wrote (45306)10/12/2000 9:39:25 AM
From: J.B.C.  Read Replies (2) of 769670
 
October 12, 2000

Tyson Foods, Inc.
P.O. Box 2020
Springdale, AR. 72765

Dear Mr. Tyson:

Please find enclosed a current copy of my resume. I am very much interested in pursuing a career with Tyson Foods. I was recommended to you by the greatest moral character ever to occupy the Oval Office and your friend, Bill Clinton. Unlike Ronald Reagan who never took his suit coat off while in that office, Bill has taken everything off himself and any handy intern.

Please note my experiences; I invented the Internet, started the Strategic Oil Reserve, and most importantly I was a CHICKEN Farmer. I still know how to hypnotize them.

I am seeking an upper level position with your company. I will be able to expand your companies fixed and variable cost greatly, while minimally increasing your bottom line.
I am available for an on site interview after November 7th, and will be able to start full time beginning January 21st, 2001. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
Albert Gore Jr.
Vice President/U.S.
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