**********RUMORS*************
I heard a rumor that IBM is going bankrupt, MSFT is proposing to sell their empire for $5 a share, the government is disbanning the FDA from losing all it's appropriate funding, because they invested it all on risky biotechs due to listening to analysts. Therefore, all drugs will be legal with no warning labels attached. The wireless sector as a whole will become extinct, due to the mandatory government regulations that GORE has in store to revitalize the environment. He's proposing to rid the country of all telephones and to reinstate the pony express, with a maximum of 2 letters per day per household. In addition, the U.S. is planning to scrap all paper currency in exchange for bartering only. Gold the exception, can be used in certain circumstances, only in powdered form. Sorry, no blocks.
I heard a rumor that the fiber optic industry is just that. A bunch a fiber developed from a host of brand name cereals and Krispy Kreme doughnuts holds it together. Rumor has it, once they begin operation, the Kreme can only withstand 1 trillion mhz of power per second. Then the line will break down. Rumor has it, there will be a full recall and an investigation, because there's a rumor that the original fiber optic companies new about this apparent problem from the beginning, but failed to disclose the information publically. Rumor has it, every law firm in America knows the rumor, and has shorted all fiber companies, because there's a rumor of the rumor that class action lawsuits are being written as we speak, by all the firms.
Rumor has it, the "Energizer Bunny" has been working behind the scenes to develop fuel cell energy that will enable it to handle the work load of the botched fiber. Rumor has it that "Tony the Tiger" and the "Energizer Bunny" have secretly negotiated behind the scenes to take over the entire world by offering what they believe to be the best fiber optic product available. Rumor has it, their planning on taking the idea to market, and will release enough IPO shares to soak up the entire Money Supply. Rumors from Goldman Sachs claim they are working on the greatest IPO of all time, but will not share the details as of yet. They have included the services of Slobbie Stephens, and Lehman Brothers to help them underwrite it! So the rumor says. Rumor has it, once the Money Supply is gone, U.S. citizens can redeem their monopoly money for shares of Dot Com companies to be used in place of food stamps at your local McDonalds food stores.
Rumor has it that the world will be ending tonight. Therefore, you should cling to your love ones tonight. Rumor has it that this may be just a rumor, but then again, who knows. Rumors can materialize, or they may not. It's up to you to act upon what may be rumor and what may be fact. The fact is, I'm having fun with this rumor thing, as such the folks who create them are as well.
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