QCOM introduces the cell-survivor game
(Found this in some lost clusters of an old laptop I just
bought, with a patent application)
QCOM is an prophetic media adventure organised by QCOM
patented chipsets in a few USA states and military bases.
The intention of QCOM Game is to step on the toes of ones
best customers in a true story, to end the adventure without
losing too much share holder value.
The QCOM Game is based on limited sense of reality
and great faith of the players. The player must fail to
complete various kinds of present challenges and puzzles
in order to escape reality to the not yet implemented future
stages of the Game.
Messages and clues from the Great Leader will reach the
player via every imaginable media (Internet, Ethernet,TV,
radio, voicemail,magazines,newspapers,telepathy,nightmares,
wet dreams but not SMS). The player’s job is to follow
the Great Leader and stay disconnected by visiting only
approved sites. The QCOM Game will keep players busy for
years - that is, if they survive all the stages... (Please
read The Patented Rules, pay the royalties at the
Great Gate for more specific disinformation.)
Playing the QCOM Game is easy. Just stay disconnected and
send in your (our) money. You will receive CDMA coded clues
and messages via All Available Approved Prophets (AAAP) but
SMS, the most important source.
The messages through the Telecosm provide misformation or
guide you to other hype. Sometimes new leads to the next
stage are not hidden in radio and TV commercials or in
newspapers and magazines, but can only be found through
Cosmic Dupe Moron Access (CDMA).
Just be sure to keep a closed eye on the missed dead- and
headlines to feel the visionary vibrations reaching you
(submarine patent by Motorola).
If you don't agree with the Great Leader and His
True Prophets before the given deadline, you will be voted
out of the game, ousted into the Global Space to become
another lonely, dark Iridium Blip in the sky.
The Game will continue until the Great Prophet retires on
his long awaited sail in the Holy Bay alternatively in a
crosslicensed rowboat from China.
Ilmarinen :) |
