That is quite enough. Thank-you for sparing anyone else the trouble of exposing you. You have done quite well single-handedly.
You are a low criminal of hideous manners and repulsive temperament.
As for my family, lord, woman...
Here are some family credentials for those too lazy to run a simple search. "Jenna," I am sure you will not quite grasp them. As for the rest, why not call every last institution? You may contact World Bank, IMF and Georgetown University Law Center here in Washington, DC. I would inform you that King's College, Cambridge is in England and Rijksuniversiteit Leiden, the Netherlands.
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He is my great-great grandfather, after whom my father is named. If you glance closely enough at the NYT photo, at left there is a framed photograph of him and some of his European colleagues at the Conference de la Paix, The Hague, 1899, over which he presided.
Your parsing of the name falls completely flat as it is a centuries-old Dutch name and is pronounced [Osser] phonetically. But then you are not much of a linguist, your proclaimed degrees in literature and language notwhithstanding.
You made quite an error, my dear. It seems you make many, these days. Now if I were you I would retain a good lawyer, specializing in criminal fraud. You are going to be in dire need of one quite soon.
Sincerely,
Olivier L. F. Asser |