For us to hear you giggle, you'd have to drop your drawers.
this is very apropos:
*** 5 surgeons discuss who makes the best ***
patients on which to operate.
The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up,everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, " Yes, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, " I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers - those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he remarked, " You're all wrong. Bashers are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,no heart, no spine, and the head and rear are interchangeable." |
