That's grasping at straws and shows the Gore campaign's intellectual bankruptcy. Of course, we all know that Gore personally is an intellectual and moral bankrupt, so why shouldn't his campaign follow suit?
Oh, by the way, I don't mean to slur anyone who's been forced to declare bankruptcy and needs a fresh start. It's just that Gore hasn't admitted yet that he needs a fresh start. He just needs some tough love, and we should help him on November 7 by sending him out to pasture in the private sector. Don't worry, he'll get his House, Senate, and VP pensions, making him better off than you, all for doing nothing.
Gore should start over, perhaps as a humble tobacco farmer in Carthage, Tennessee, hypnotizing chickens by stroking their necks (of which he has bragged), memories of which he has fondly shared in his previous incarnations. |
