I saw this and thought of you and your thread
CROSS THE RIVER
One day three people were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim
across the river in about five hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
The third person, a woman, had seen how this worked out for the other two, prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.
you gotta know what to ask for |
