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Strategies & Market Trends : Charts for Quick CASH $$$

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To: Galirayo who wrote (9177)10/20/2000 2:38:10 PM
From: corfinbee  Read Replies (1) of 9262
 
<OT> SIGNS YOU'RE WATCHING A BAD FINANCIAL NEWS SHOW

Hey Ray

Thought you might like this one. :-)

Scrolling stock ticker at the bottom of the screen is handwritten in crayon.

Host urges viewers to invest in his daughter’s Girl Scout cookies.

Coverage of the opening bell is a prerecorded honk of a car horn and a tourist photo of the Liberty Bell.

Experts keep advising you to invest in canned goods, bottled water, and shotgun shells.

Lunchtime guest CEO admits that he isn't really a CEO -- though he did play one on a canceled UPN sitcom.

Theme song is “Money” from Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon.”

Every time Yahoo! is mentioned, the anchor says, "Seriously -- that's not the name of a real company, is it?"

Experts advise you check out the Produce section of the stock market.

Hosts constantly complain about how there's "too much math.”
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