Friday funnies
SENIOR SEX
An old couple, both in their 80's, on a sentimental holiday back
to
the place where they first met. They're sitting in a pub and he says to
her,
"Do you remember the first time we had sex together, over fifty years
ago?
We went behind the bar. You leaned against the fence and I made love to
you
from behind." Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "AOK", he says, "How
about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old times
sake?" "Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea", she answers.
There's a man sitting at the next table listening to all this, having a
chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this, two old timers
having
sex against a fence." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along,
leaning
on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to
the
back of the bar and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt, takes her bloomers down and the old man drops his trousers. She
turns
around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly
they
erupt into the most furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like 18-year-olds.This goes on for about forty
minutes.
She's yelling "Ohhh God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This
is
the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on
the
ground. The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about
life that he didn't know.
He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they
still
have sex like this. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back
on. The guy, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was going
like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is." As the couple
pass,
the guy says to them, "I'm sorry but I couldn't help noticing you over
there..., that was something else, you must have been 'shagging' for about 40 minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?" "No,
there's no secret", the old man says, "except fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric." |
