LOL,my golfing buddies, one more and I'm off to Gatlinburg for the weekend
The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one
Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die
and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?"
Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why
do you think it's your hands,Suzie?"
Suzie replied, "...because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!," the teacher said.
Now Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's
your legs."
The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Tommy,
why do you think it would be your legs?"
Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's
bedroom the other night,
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was going,
'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down,
we'd a lost her for sure!!" |
