One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of
California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing
suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flea legs. Just then,
the second flea arrived, shivering and shaking.
The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a biker's mustache
and I'm so very cold!"
The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to getting here? First
you go to the airport, go straight to the lady's room, wait for a pretty
young stewardess to come along, and when she sits down you climb right up in
there where it's nice and warm."
The second flea agreed that this was a grand idea. The next winter comes
along and it was time for the fleas to head for the sunny beaches again. The
first flea arrived and began putting suntan lotion on his little flea arms
and his little flea legs. About that time, the second flea arrived again,
shivering, shaking, and mumbling about how cold he was.
The first flea exclaimed "Didn't you learn anything that I taught you about
getting here nice and warm?"
To which the second flea replied, "I did just as you said; I went to the
lady's room and this pretty stewardess came in and sat down. I climbed right
up in there and it was so very warm. Next thing I know we stop at a bar and I
fell asleep. All of a sudden I woke up, and there I was, right back on that
biker's mustache!" |
