Such errors are easy to forgive.
I always ask expert witnesses from the coasts a geography question. They are usually testifying that my client the small town doctor has messed up terribly. So I say, well don't you realize how hard it is to get doctors out in Bumf*ck, KS? Well, they say, that's no excuse. Dr. Dumbsh#t still has to practice good medicine, even in Bum f&ck. I say, ok, well do you really know how desolate it is out in Bumf%ck? They're lucky to have any doctors, much laess any good ones.
Oh come on they say its not that bad.
Then I say, okay, since you're supposedly so knowledgable about the area, let me ask, have you ever been to Kansas? They say, well, uh, I think I flew over it once.
I say, ok, can you name any states that that are contiguous to Ks? they say, uh , Indiana? Uh, Minnesota? Uhhhhhhh.
I say, thank you. |
