friday's funnies
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY
OUT LOUD IN VICTORIA'S SECRET
10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No Thanks. Just Sniffing..
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this.
6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4. Will you model this for me???
3. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.
And the number one thing that a man should never,
ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
1. 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always
ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
sport jokes...
Do you know what the Astros and Michael Jackson have
in common?
They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason...
What do you call 18 uniformed men surrounded by 4000 innocent bystanders??
A Montreal Expos game...
Why are they replacing the turf in Dodger
Stadium with cardboard?
The Dodgers look better on paper...
A Detroit Red Wings fan, a St. Louis Blues fan,
a Colorado Avalanche fan and a Dallas Stars fan climbed
to the top of Mount Everest. They looked over the edge
in wonder. Then the Red Wings fan shouts, "This is for
the Wings!" and jumps off the cliff.
Well, the St. Louis fan, not wanting to be outdone, shouts,
"This is for the Blues!" and jumps to his death.
Seeing the trend, the Stars fan looks around for a moment.
Then he walks behind the Avalanche fan, gives him a big
shove off the mountain, and yells, "This is for
hockey fans everywhere!"
Why do the Dallas Cowboys Players have T.G.I.F.
scribbled on their cleats??
Toes Go In First!...
and finally...
i congratulate all ny yankee fans for winning the world series...this one's for you...
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not
a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie,
why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan,
so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone,
"That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
ROTFLOL...hahaha...LOLLLLLLLL...
make it a great weekend...
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