I believe the following is ontopic here lately. ;^)
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Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness -spa for some fun (if you will believe Ralph Nader ever
has fun), and relaxation (if you believe Al Gore ever relaxes).
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded a wish. Be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for eternity!"
All three men, being presidential candidates, toy with danger and quickly enter the men's room and find the mirror
hanging on the wall.
Ralph Nader walked up to it and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money, which I suppose he invested in tech stocks.
Albert Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three" and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in his hands, which he liked because it looked better than Clinton's car.
Excited over the possibility of having his wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think --", and was promptly sucked into the mirror. |
