Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
VICE PRESIDENT GORE I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the
chickens Right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the
road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.
GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH I don't believe we need to get the chickens
across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them
decide. The government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so
they can get across the road.
SENATOR LIEBERMAN I believe that every chicken has the right to worship
their God In their own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey
and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own
way.
SECRETARY CHENEY Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They
could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road.
They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in
crossing the road myself.
RALPH NADER Chickens are misled into believing their is a road by the
evil tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays
tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens
into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the
roads, up with chickens.
PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
people See the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going
to the "other side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes,
my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross
the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been
told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross Without
having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
Justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
Chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
The road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
eChicken.
EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
Beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you
mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
GEORGE BUSH I don't think I should have to answer that question.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken Crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
down.
COLONEL SANDERS I missed one |
