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To: robbie who wrote (8099)11/3/2000 6:58:47 AM
From: Elwood P. Dowd  Read Replies (1) of 12662
 
>>>he has had the lick as we say in E. Ky.<<< Robbie... Don't know much about E. Ky. except that you live there and this: YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN E. KY. WHEN...

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
different night.

5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch
this."
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

10. Your junior prom had a day care facility.

11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,
"Gentlemen start your engines."

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right
off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on
how much gas is in it.

14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
the House of Tattoos.

17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
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