VERY interesting:
By: MONKEY_BITE $$$$
Reply To: None Friday, 3 Nov 2000 at 10:44 AM EST
Post # of 236341
I HEARD A FUNNY STORY
On the way to work today. A guy was walking down the road and came upon a mechanic fixing a race car. he asked the mechanic if he could help? The mechanic asked, "what do you do?" The guy replied, "I'm a pro race car driver". So they begin working on the car together. Along comes another man. He also asks, "can I help"? They ask, "what do you do"? The third man says, "I'm a racecar sponsor". So all 3 begin working. Then a 4th man walks up and says to the mechanic and the driver, "I build race tracks all over the world, "will you guys work with me building race tracks? The mechanic and driver reply, "that's alot of money. We're just local boys building 1 local race car right now". The 4th man says, "money shmunny, I'm loaded. Not only that, I have the locations and plans already to go for SEVERAL racetracks. All I need is a mechanic and drivers". The mechanic and driver say that's fine but we really need to focus on this first race car right. The 4th man replies, "Is that all you're worried about? Let's do this. Not only will I guarantee you the racetracks all over the world, As a sign of good faith I will ALSO guarantee that your 1st race car gets fixed even if the 1st sponsor doesn't perform. Is that a good enough sign of faith and committment for you to promise me right now that you will be my mechanic and driver for all my race tracks around the world"? AND THEY SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not for nuthin' but I think some of you missed the "REAL" significance of yesterdays release. JMHO
Thus concludes chapter one of MONKEY-BITE'S compelling story, "The Checkered Flag". Be sure to tune in next time for chapter two entitled, "One for the money....Two for the show."
GOOD HUNTING!
MONKEY-BITE
ragingbull.altavista.com
By: MONKEY_BITE $$$$
Reply To: None Friday, 3 Nov 2000 at 11:01 AM EST
Post # of 236342
REPEAT OUT LOUD.
The title to chapter 2. The "WHOLE" title. You know it. Repeat it out loud til you "see".
GOOD HUNTING!
MONKEY-BITE
PS; Attention bashers. You got a lesser chance of tanking this great companies stock as that robot the GORE2000 has of winning the election. But hey, keep reaching for that rainbow!
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