So, now you have the ALIAS and the UNIFORM.....
But you need a purpose. Well, with that uniform you can't really work outside the house, so that narrows it down. With your personality, having to relate to others is not in the cards. But there is this new Internet thing. You start out small, trying to find your calling. At first you go to chat rooms and try to fit in. Well, that won't work, they can tell you are that guy they didn't want on their baseball team, so you have to find something else. Then, your MOM gives you the key when she advises, "Just be yourself, my little Floydie."
Yeah, that's it! Hide behind your alias and post false and misleading information. And an industry was born. Only in America! I can just hear the day it all came together.
"I'LL BE A BASHER OF STOCKS!! It is perfect! I can sit in my room, wear my uniform and be my obnoxious self while I work to tear down things that others are building!! It is PERFECT!"
JMHO, of course.
More on the Floydie saga later. I think I'll call it "A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND!" |
