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To: Fred Thornell who wrote (43207)11/14/2000 6:54:16 AM
From: Fred Thornell  Read Replies (1) of 44908
 
(B)(U)(S)(H)GOOD MORNING TIGIers(G)(O)(R)(E)

THE CONFUSED BLONDE VOTER...

1. Took her new scarf back to the store because
it was too tight.

2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't
find a lake with a slope.

3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't
fit into the typewriter.

4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle
in six months and the box said "2 to 4 years."

5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the
power went out.

6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on
the phone.

7. When asked what the capital of California was;
answered "C."

8. Burned her nose bobbing for french fries.

9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions
said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets.

11. Hates M&Ms because they are so hard to peel.

12. Got hurt while raking leaves: She fell out of the tree.

13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because
the label said up to 20 pounds.

14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition,
complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

How many Blonde voters do they have in West Palm Beach???

"VIPER" (Have a great day)
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