[B] Repeats: OPINION: Waiting Out Election In MTV Age...Unbearable
------------------------------------ THE BRIDGE FORUM: A periodic look at issues in the US presidential race. ------------------------------------ * If Ever There Were A Case Of Delayed Gratification, This Election Is It By Joan Silverman, observer-at-large BridgeNews BOSTON--In colonial times, did Americans whine about the original George W. and Al--that is, George Washington and Alexander Hamilton--as they hammered out the blueprint for our Constitution? Did they say, for instance, "Al, enough already with the revisions! Let's go to press"? Or did they beg George to lighten up and stop being so snippy? Of course, communications were infinitely slower in those dinosaur days of our nation's history. The Pony Express had yet to be invented, and even then, its riders traveled only between Missouri and California. Back then, that half-country trek to deliver the mail took eight days by horse. Yet here we are today, whining when election results aren't neatly delivered by bedtime, the same day. Perhaps it's our national short attention span, or sense of entitlement or just the collective impatience of a public placed on hold. But it smacks of the same indulgence that fostered the ad slogan, "I Want My MTV." Americans want their election results, and we want them now. Election Day 2000 came and went, and the American public, with its instant access to everything, was forced to wait. There were no quick answers that held up to scrutiny--just a jumble of conflicting facts, retractions and withdrawals. If ever there were a case of delayed gratification, this election was surely it. What further proof could we need that the Clinton era is actually ending? The business of waiting and not knowing is the stuff of drama and intrigue, on the one hand, and of growing up, on the other. "Are we there yet?" is the proverbial cry of every child in the back seat of every car, just waiting to arrive. That's a variation of the cry heard throughout the country today. "It's almost like a death in the family, with no closure," said a man, commenting on the election, to CBS News. In the same report, a young woman suggested the Florida recount might best be hastened by hiring temp workers. All of this to appease our national displeasure with waiting. Trouble is, fully half of the nation will be displeased when the wait is over. The other half may feel less victorious than simply relieved. At present, there's no law that mandates reporting of election results by the bedtime of the curious. Election laws are more reasoned and orderly, less convenient, than that. And when our much vaunted technology fails to produce reliable results, we're relegated to old time-tested ways. How basic and primitive this electoral limbo has become, with actual humans counting ballots by hand. Even the original George W. and Al could appreciate this process. Our culture has been blinded by its technology and the assumption that there must be a fast-forward route to all destinations. If anything, this
election proves there are layers of complexity that sometimes elude our ability to measure things quickly and accurately. If fast is good, accurate is even better--and that often means waiting. End THE AUTHOR'S views are not necessarily those of BridgeNews, whose ventures include the Internet site www.bridge.com. OPINION ARTICLES and letters to the editor are welcome. Send submissions to Sally Heinemann, editorial director, BridgeNews, 3 World Financial Center, 200 Vesey St., 28th Floor, New York, N.Y. 10281-1009. You may also call (212) 372-7510, fax (212) 372-2707 or send e-mail to opinion@bridge.com. EDITORS: A color photo of the author is available from KRT Photo Service. [Begin Bridgelinks] A COMPLETE SUMMARY of recent opinion articles is available to BridgeStation users. (Story .5400) [SLUG: US-ELECTION-DELAYED-GRATIFICATION:BN _ op-ed] [End BridgeLinks]
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