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To: mike cobble who wrote (1468)11/15/2000 12:30:39 AM
From: Scrapps  Read Replies (1) of 2404
 
I heard the company has just received a patent for an optical chad counter. It is programmable and will place a chad where none exists. It can tell the difference between a penetrated chad and a pregnant chad. Also it can be loaded with software to determine the voter’s intent and in the case of two or more candidates being punched it will automatically pick the one for Gore. They say any idiot can vote now and it is Palm Beach Voter compatible. One of the best things is it will automatically tally the votes. And if the results aren't to the liking of one party it will electronically file a temporary injunction order without the need for a human. It's said that it works so well we'll never need campaigns again. It is also possible they'll receive another patent for their new Automatic President Chip technology, thus eliminating the need for having a Bozo in the White House. But we can still rent the rooms out. Of course this could be another rumor.
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