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Microcap & Penny Stocks : TGL WHAAAAAAAT! Alerts, thoughts, discussion.

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To: CerealMan who wrote (71584)11/17/2000 5:00:37 PM
From: CerealMan  Read Replies (1) of 150070
 
and one for the road...

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss
a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.
"Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres
wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior,
by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly
disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.

"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and
talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can
play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was
a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was
honored and agreed to play.

The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican
to inform the Pope of his success in the match. "I came in
second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus.

"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in
second to Shimon Peres?!!"

"No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."

pops ))
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