THE GORE WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS
In the story, “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas”, the Grinch realizes the errors of his ways and has a change of heart. In the end he does the right thing and gives the presents, he stole, back. In the story of Scrooge, Scrooge sees the error of his ways, has a change of heart, and really cares for people. Tiny Tim is heard to say, “God bless us every one.”
In the story “Election 2000”, the sniveling troll Gore steels everyone’s vote. He craps on their table, spreads his butt cheeks and wipes his it on the walls, spelling out his name.
On the way out, he kicks the dog, and the next day, raises everyone’s taxes to pay for it all. Tiny Tim is given a carton of cigarettes to insure future votes, and a box of condoms and told to practice safe sex. The Gore has his liberal lawyer buddies sue the tobacco companies for targeting kids with their products. In the end, the Gore sees the error of his ways, when he realizes he has missed a chance to appeal to a higher court. Tiny Tim is heard to say, “God help us every one.” The ACLU later expelled Tiny Tim from school, for not separating church and state. Tiny Tim has a happy ending to his life. He becomes an uneducated drop out, crack addict, living on the streets, and a life long Democrat voter.
All of us here at the Democrat Story Time hope your holidays are filled with the same warmth and joy. Seasons Greeting Comrades! |
