Here is a tribute to Katherine Harris. My acknowledgements go out to Angus Young, of the ever so sensitive orchestral ensemble known as AC/DC:
She ran a slick machine,
She kept its horsepower mean
Was the best GOP chick I have ever seen,
She had those made up eyes
Stopping any Gore rise,
Squeezing him tight in a Tallahassee vise.
Read the law with a flair,
Had Gore fighting for air,
She told him to quit, but he wouldn’t go there.
But the chads weren’t breaking,
More votes they weren’t making,
His Palm Pilot shaking
And she was breaking him and she...
Shook him all week long,
Yeah she, shook him all week long.
Running double time in that courthouse line,
She's one of a kind,
She's just fine so fine.
Well her claws,
Are just another cause,
Made a meal out of Gore, and came back for more.
Tipper cooled him down,
To take another round,
Now he’s back in the ring to take another swing.
But the chads weren’t flaking,
More votes they weren’t making,
His palm pilot shaking,
And she was breaking him and she...
Shook him all week long,
Yeah she, shook him all week long,
Knocked him out, I said she
Shook him all week long,
Had him shaking and she,
Shook him all week long,
Had him shaking,
Well she shook him...
Yeah she shook him,
All week long. |
