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Politics : Did AlGore Boink the Statue of Liberty?
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To: username who started this subject11/20/2000 5:09:59 AM
From: SirRealist  Read Replies (2) of 67
 
Ralph & Winona hired me to glue all the chad back into a thousand or so Bush ballots. The pay sucks but I get stock options on a company called Validity. I think it's on the OTC:BB

Hey don't laugh! Unless we get a perfect tie, the streets'll be full of lawyers again.

Actually, I'm for Bush because I like his SS plan. I've already cashed in the 401K, my treasury bonds, the car, the wedding band, the dog and have taken 4 mortgages on the house to play this great tech mkt. I can use a few bucks more to pull this handle on more time.... I can sense triple cherries coming!

Of course, I like Gore for his family values. Too bad Tipper wouldn't let him name his kids Dweezil & MoonUnit like the last guy who did her.

Lately I'm leaning towards Harry Browne though. How can you not like a guy who wants us to have all the guns and drugs we want without paying taxes? I demand a recount in every state! I just know Browne had to carry 50 or 60 of 'em.

Wait! Waddaya mean the audition's over? I haven't even done my Godless commie atheist impression! As for Miss Liberty, I figure her sex life is her business. And the wretched refuse sent to our teeming shore are giving a big thumbs up to the modernization project that put 'er in the wet t-shirt.
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