Mao...Re-read your post. If Sydney is irrelevant to SI, then isn't SI irrelevant to Bush?
Anyway, this is the funniest Gore joke I've seen yet!
FYI, I think either Gore or Bush will take the country down a few more notches, Gore would just do it faster.
Doctor Seuss Goes
To Florida
Can we count them with
our nose?
Can we count them with
our toes?
Should we count them
with a band?
Should we count them
all by hand?
If I do not like the
count,
I will simply throw
them out!
I will not let this
vote count stand
I do not like them, AL
GORE I am!
Can we change these
numbers here?
Can we change them,
calm my fears?
What do you mean,
Dubya has won?
This is not fair, this
is not fun
Let's count them
upside down this time
Let's count until the
state is mine!
I will not let this
VOTE count stand!
I do not like it, AL
GORE I am!
I'm really ticked, I'm
in a snit!
You have not heard the
last of it!
I'll count the ballots
one by one
And hold each one up
to the sun!
I'll count, recount,
and count some more!
You'll grow to hate
this little chore
But I will not, cannot
let this vote count
stand!
I do not like it, AL
GORE I am!
I won't leave office,
I'm stayin' here!
I've glued my desk
chair to my rear!
Tipper, Hillary, and
Bubba too,
All telling me that I
should sue!
We find the Electoral
College vile!
RECOUNT the votes
until I smile!
We do not want this
vote to stand!
We do not like it, AL
GORE I am!
How shall we count
this ballot box?
Let's count it
standing in our socks!
Shall we count this
one in a tree?
And who shall count
it, you or me?
We cannot, cannot
count enough!
We must not stop, we
must be tough!
I do not want this
vote to stand!
I do not like it, AL
GORE I am!
What's that? What?
What are you trying to
say?
You think the current
count should stay?
You do not like my
counting scheme?
It makes you tense,
gives you bad dreams?
Foolish people, you're
wrong you'll see!
Your only care should
be for me!
I Will not let this
vote count stand!
I do not like it, and
AL GORE I am! |
