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Politics : Why is Gore Trying to Steal the Presidency?
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To: MasonS who wrote (2026)11/22/2000 4:23:51 PM
From: Proud_Infidel  Read Replies (1) of 3887
 
Ten Future Supreme Court Rulings

1. Votes for Bush in counties undergoing recounts may only be counted after Republican observers have received hard noogies from all members of the canvassing members.

2. Dimples in the faces of young girls and fat women must be counted as votes for Gore.

3. Words in dictionaries found in public libraries of counties where recounts are in progress that rhyme with Gore count as votes for Gore, (e.g. more, gore, lore, s'more, chore, shore...)

4. God is enjoined from raining on members of the court when they are out of doors.

5. Republican candidates are not allowed to seek public office unless they have been previously discovered in bed with a live boy, a dead girl, a pony, a schnauzer, and at least four pounds of rock cocaine.

6. All Children must be in bed by 9:00 pm, or 10:00 pm. or maybe 11:30, or whenever.

7. No Fat Chicks.

8. The Florida Legislature passes great laws ... FOR US TO POOP ON!

9. All petitioners appearing before the Florida Supreme Court must sing all 33 verses of the "Florida Supreme Court Song." (Verse One: "This court is great! This court is cool. I humble myself before its mighty rule.")

10. It is resolved that the Florida Supreme Court has not gone completely mad with power. We are the law! Kneel before us and sing praises to our magnificence.
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