Thursday, November 23, 2000 How Low Will Gore Go? by Jennifer King
In 1943, Americans were losing the war. Japan and Germany were trouncing the Allies. Our ships were being sunk in foreign seas. American boys were dying. The future looked grim.
Did we give up, lose heart, concede defeat? Hell, no - we sent Jimmy Doolittle on an improbable mission to bomb Toyko - providing the public with a much-needed PR boost. Then we rolled up our sleeves and went to work. We stood firm to our principles. We put our nation first, and fought for truth, justice and the American Way.
By 1945, we were victorious in the Pacific and on Omaha Beach. In 1946, the generosity and ingenuity of millions of Americans had begun to rebuild Europe under the Marshall Plan.
Guess what, folks? It’s D-Day all over again.
For thirty years, we have grit our teeth and gone about our business. Business which provides the American people with food and goods. Business which provides the elites with tax dollars for their ridiculous programs, their six figure salaries and their comfortable lifetime pensions.
For thirty years, we’ve watched. We’ve watched while they’ve trashed our religious beliefs, mocked our patriotism and derided our culture. Watched while they’ve lied and distorted our nation’s history. Watched while they’ve chained us with the yoke of burdensome governmental regulations. Watched while they’ve closed off our access to our wild areas.
We are watching no more. We will not stand by idly while Al Gore and his army of taxpayer funded lawyers attempts to gain for Gore what he couldn’t gain on his own - despite the massive vote fraud attempted countrywide by the Democrats. Our guy won, fair and square and he has maintained his lead throughout this circus. If Gore’s too psychotic to accept defeat, I suggest that Tipper get an increase in the Prozac prescription. I’ll pay for the white coat.
We citizens will not tolerate this illegal and immoral attempt at a Gore Coup d’etat. We will not sanction it - not here, not in America. Not here - where our forefathers, seeking religious freedom, carved a nation out of the wilderness. Not here - where a bloody band of freezing men without shoes defeated the world’s foremost army. Not here - where brothers fought and reconciled over states rights and slavery. Not here - where Iowa farm boys who became Marines went to Iwo Jima and raised our flag in victory.
America is a great country - most of us believe the greatest. Our society has provided hope and success to millions of diverse immigrants from all over the world, who have found the American Dream here on our shores. We are the inheritors of the Magna Carta; of Locke, of Burke, of Smith. We have a proud heritage and traditions. We will not stand by while Al and his merry band of Marxist thugs trash our Constitution and the Rule of Law.
Last Saturday, thousands of pro-Bush protesters flooded the streets in cities all over the nation. Bush supporters have outnumbered the bussed in Gore supporters in every venue across the country. Citizens are using red markers to put a big, red W on their dollar bills. Mysterious "Gore" signs have appeared under the "Stop" on stop signs around the nation. Truckers have discussed a boycott on urban deliveries. People are seriously pissed.
In 1941, upon hearing of the success of the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, Japanese Admiral Yamaguchi commented, "I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant." He was prescient.
Better watch out, Al & Co. The giant is stirring again.
© 2000 Jennifer King |