Doctor Seuss Goes To
Florida
Can we count them with our nose?
Can we count them with our toes?
Should we count them with a band?
Should we count them all by hand?
If I do not like the count,
I will simply throw them out!
I will not let this vote count stand
I do not like them, AL GORE I am!
Can we change these numbers
here?
Can we change them, calm my
fears?
What do you mean, Dubya has
won?
This is not fair, this is not fun
Let's count them upside down this
time
Let's count until the state is mine!
I will not let this VOTE count stand!
I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
You have not heard the last of it!
I'll count the ballots one by one
And hold each one up to the sun!
I'll count, recount, and count some
more!
You'll grow to hate this little chore
But I will not, cannot let this vote
count stand!
I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
I won't leave office, I'm stayin'
here!
I've glued my desk chair to my
rear!
Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
All telling me that I should sue!
We find the Electoral College vile!
RECOUNT the votes until I smile!
We do not want this vote to stand!
We do not like it, AL GORE I am!
How shall we count this ballot box?
Let's count it standing in our socks!
Shall we count this one in a tree?
And who shall count it, you or me?
We cannot, cannot count enough!
We must not stop, we must be
tough!
I do not want this vote to stand!
I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
What's that? What? What are you
trying to say?
You think the current count should
stay?
You do not like my counting
scheme?
It makes you tense, gives you bad
dreams?
Foolish people, you're wrong you'll
see!
Your only care should be for me!
I Will not let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, and AL GORE I am! |
