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Politics : Should God be replaced?

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To: Solon who wrote (3521)	11/29/2000 3:45:57 PM
From: cosmicforce	Read Replies (2) of 28931

Wow! You've really though this out. But the list is missing some stuff that is important to me. Where are the questions about my cows? Does steak come from cows in heaven? What about the leather in the shoes? Does hair grow in heaven? Toenails? Will I get to sleep with that girl I lusted for in this life? What if she isn't dead yet? Is there a toilet in heaven? Does it have paper? Who makes the tissue? Is the Rum in heaven made in factories? Who makes the bottles (maybe it is subcontracted from souls in Purgatory)? Who grows the sugar for the rum? Are the yeast that ferment the heavenly rum given an afterlife when they die? Do they have to ferment in their afterlife? Does iron rust in heaven? Is there oxygen? Do I have to walk or can I be carried? Who has to carry me? Do you have a navel in heaven? If I have a butt-zit when I die, will it go to heaven too? The list gets a little long doesn't it.

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