Al Gore - The Black Knight
Al Gore reminds me of the "Black Knight" from the movie
"Monty Python's King Author In Search Of The Holy Grail."
If any of you have seen this, then you know what I am
refering to. To those who don't, let me setup the scene:
King Author wishes to cross a bridge, but the Black Knight
is guarding it. Well, the two soon start a sword fight.
As the fight progresses, King Author cuts off the Black
Knight's arm. King Author proclaims, "The battle is mine,
Sir Knight." The Black Knight refuses to admit defeat.
King Author says, "But I've cut your arm off." The Black
Knight explains, "It is only a flesh wound." So the Black
Knight picks up the sword with his other arm, and the fight
continues. Soon, King Author cuts off the Knight's other
arm. Still the Knight refuses to admit defeat. The Black
Knight starts running up and kicking King Author. King
Author explains kicking is unfair. The Black Kinight keeps
it up and starts to annoy King Author. King Author says,
"Stop it Sir Knight....I'll have your legs..." King Author
finally can take no more, so he cuts off one of the Black
Knight's legs. The Black Knight is left to hopping on one
leg and keeps bumping into King Author. Finally King Auhtor
cuts the Knight's other leg off. The Black Knight has no
arms or legs now, and is on the ground in an upright
position. The Black Knight looks down at his left side,
then looks down at his right side and says, "Ok, we'll call
it a draw." LOL
Al Gore, on the ground with no arms and legs and says, "I've
got a 50-50 chance of winning this thing." LOL! What an
idiot. |
