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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
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To: lawdog who wrote (94708)11/29/2000 6:45:50 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (4) of 769667
 
Coooolness! She has six million bucks in her bank account. I'll take the job. Just promise me you won't try any of that New Age Same Sex stuff on me.

By the way, I want to make sure I have your brilliant argument correct.

I go to the booth, I press the stylus for president, but the box is so full that the stylus won't penetrate the ballot. It creates a Dimpled Chad.

Then, I continue to vote and the chads for those other votes come out and I have a ballot with holes in it except for president.

I know from this that the people that created the little box that holds the chads designed it with a compartment for Chad Storage for each vertical line in the ballot, so the Chad Storage compartment for president is packed full, and the remaining Chad Storage compartments aren't.

That makes total sense, since we can assume that the Repooplican Hired Operative Thugs that built the boxes designed them on purpose to fill up only the President Chad Storage compartment so that unfortunate voters will be thwarted in their attempt to vote for your candidate.

From this, we can deduce that since there are holes in the bottom of the ballot, and only a dimple where the president's chad is, that the voter meant to vote for Al Gore!

Perfect!
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