This is a take-off on the Palm-Beach Pokey:
The Market Pokey ================
You put your DOW points up, You pull the NASDAQ down, You put your SPY points up, And your cash flow turns around, You do the market pokey And you force the interest down, That's what it's all about.
You get Al Greenspan hot, You chill the market down, You make the metals dump, And you laugh it all around, You do the market pokey And you force the interest down, That's what it's all about!
You get the close votes count, You say old Al Gore won, You cert the Bush campaign, And the market jumps again, You do the market pokey And you force the interest down, That's what it's all about!
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oooooops, is this the Poetry thread????
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