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To: Night Writer who wrote (87293)11/30/2000 5:50:53 PM
From: Captain Jack  Read Replies (1) of 97611
 
NW -- since we are on the subject of 'golf';;;;
Democrat Rules of Golf...

1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an acceptable
score.

2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand, Republicans are not
allowed to keep score at all, the Democrats will appoint someone to
keep
score for them.

3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a hole, a Democratic
appointee will sue in Court to a Democratic appointed Judge that the
score
is invalid.

4. Holes for Democrats will be 3 ft in diameter (to allow less
confusion); Republicans will use the regulation size holes.

5. If a shot is missed by a Democrat it will be counted if the
Democrat intended it to go in, and can certify this by written
statement to Rev. Jessie Jackson.

6. Scores by Democrats can be changed after the round, if they can
prove one
of the following:

a) Trees were improperly placed on the course

b) Wind speed was too strong

c) Water was placed on the course in a way that confused the Democrat
on
club selection
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