Funny - He didn't count the kittens...
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>> > VP Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner
>> > with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the
>> > box kid?"
>> >
>> > To which the little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
>> >
>> > Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
>> >
>> > "Democrats," the child says.
>> >
>> > "Oh that's cute," Al says and he runs off.
>> >
>> > A couple of days later Al is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he
>> > spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta
>> > check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
>> >
>> > Al says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little
>> > kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are."
>> >
>> > The boy replies, "They're Republicans."
>> >
>> > "Whoa!", Al says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were
>> > Democrats. What's up?"
>> >
>> > "Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."
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